@3sunzzz: A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it's fun to push things down the stairs.
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@KeetRidley: If a tree falls in the woods and the wife's not there to witness it, it'll be my fault when i get home.
@1Happytwit: Shouting "Shotgun" will get you the front seat of a car or a heap of cash if you whisper it to a cashier.
@aka_fatman: [Scene: Cloud City. Two men fight each other with lightsabers] Mario: You-a kill my father! Wario: No. I am-a your father. Mario: Mama-mia!