@3sunzzz: A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it's fun to push things down the stairs.
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@truegritrumble: MOM: Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite. ME: I'd like to see them TRY *slowly pulls katana from beneath pillow*
@SoulYodeler: Optimism? Sure, it's worth a try. I don't see how acting like an eye doctor is gonna help, but whatever.
@causticbob: Be careful when online dating, if someone describes themselves as outdoorsy, they might just be homeless.