@TheToddWilliams: A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale's heart. Let's make this happen.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@TheBoydP: The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you're so hungry...
@amydillon: My son just demanded to be changed into different pajamas for breakfast. Thanks, royal baby.
@MikeCanRant: People wont mess with you if you eat a cup of yogurt and then smash it on your forehead because youre tough and have healthy bowel movements
@murrman5: what's on your back? "a katana" what? "it's a japanese sword used...you know what *takes back résumé* I don't think I wanna work here"