@leechee420: A snail can sleep for up to 3 years. I didn't know it was even possible to be this jealous.
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@thejamietighe: Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close.
@shutupmikeginn: Call me when you have $50,000 and you'll get your little girl back. Call in the next five minutes and I'll throw in a second kid as a gift.
@JoePetroske: Interview Tip: When you get the "where do you see yourself in 5 years" question, don't say "post-apocalyptic tribal warlord".
@dril: if youre a healthy young male or female with blood type O, please consider donating a kidney to me. my goal is 22 kidney 's