@leechee420: A snail can sleep for up to 3 years. I didn't know it was even possible to be this jealous.
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@PinkCamoTO: I think the elementary school music teacher was overly optimistic when she said we may recognize this next song.
@ewfeez: [Kool-Aid Man breaks thru wall] Oh ya! [breaks 2nd wall] Oh ya! [3rd wall] OHHH YEAAHH! [breaks 4th wall] I've had many, many concussions