@leechee420: A snail can sleep for up to 3 years. I didn't know it was even possible to be this jealous.
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@UncleDuke1969: [doorbell] "Sir, do you believe Jesus died for your sins?" "No." "Why not?" "He died like 2000 years ago." "So?" "I'm 46. Do the math."
@ibid78: Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard, sails have gone through the roof.