@audipenny: A snake is what happens when a string goes "what if I was alive and had a weird mad looking head"
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@EliTerry: The only way to protect ourselves from eagle attacks is of course MORE eagles. Fill our homes with these gentle, knife clawed birds of prey.
@Petote: Just because I am an Italian American doesn't mean my family is in the mob.... It means we used to be.
@ibid78: Your first mistake was wearing heels in this dodgeball tournament, Jason. The second was thinking that they went with that dress.