@RdrJay47: A social gathering without food is called a "Don't."
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@iAmDelFreaky: This is embarrassing. I tunneled through my wall to escape work and ended up in my boss's office. He's watching me tweet this. I'm fired.
@cramoska: Make people question sincerity by adding quotations to your cards: "Thank You" Get well "soon" "Congratulations" on the "baby"
@TheToddWilliams: I dropped a LOT of acid in the 70s. It was sulfuric acid. I worked for a chemist you see...well a few chemists. I kept getting fired for dro
@TragicAllyHere: Husband: *snoring* It's like he's trying to tell me something *snoring* What is it boy? *snoring intensifies* Timmy's stuck in a well?