@RdrJay47: A social gathering without food is called a "Don't."
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@abhorrent_wife: Please, baseball fans. Enthrall me with complex details about a game where someone hits the ball with a stick and runs around in a circle.
@robdelaney: Need special medicine for our son’s kidneys but we can’t afford it because we bought printer ink last week :(
@TheCatWhisprer: Starting a diet is a lot like starting a lawn mower, you struggle and sweat and end up on the couch eating ice cream with your shirt off.