@ceejoyner: A solid knife fighting strategy is to move clockwise in increasingly larger circles until you reach a safe running distance.
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@Supafunkadunka: Just saw a coyote next to the highway. I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on.
@WheelTod: "First gay marriage. What's next - people marrying dogs?!" *nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
@blade_funner: Got kicked off the police force for saying "Ooooooo, somebody's in trouble" every time I made an arrest.
@mattZillaaaa: "911, what is your emergency?" Yes I can't hear my television "Sir, this is not an emer-" Someone keeps screaming "HELP ME!!" next door