@pharmasean: A song called "Baby It's Not *THAT* Cold Outside" where I'm just trying to get the lady to leave
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@newstart43: I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
@MariyaAlexander: I can judge the goodness of my sex life by the loudness of the terrible music the neighbors are blasting
@shawnries: Cars should have a thing where if you drive around with your blinker on for too long, they explode.
@crazytraci72: "Who am I?" she beckoned the stars. Stars: We've gone over this a million times. You are a geisha caveman.