@JaneEJuanita: A Spanish friend working in UK happily for years reply to taunts re being kicked out: "Well, I can choose 27 other countries; you can't"
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@Rollmaninoz: Enter password: "ScoobyDoo" sorry password must contain a special character ScoobydooFeaturingBatman
@AngelaEhh: Why are people giving something up for lint? I'm sweeping that shit up every day if you want some more.
@awkwardphilippe: Age 10: One day I will get married and have 10 kids Age 20: I hope I find someone neat Age 30: *hissing sound*
@RegularFred: Pizza is like racism. America didn't invent it, but it's hard to find a country that does it better.