@sarcasm_inc: [a spider watching soccer when someone kicks a ball into the net] hell yeah, now eat it
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@thevickster_sa: Staring out into the horizon.. Me: this is so peaceful, tranquil & romantic [Bf holding up a stuffed lion] Bf:Ah zabenya za dabib du da
@ddsmidt: ...sees you when you’re sleeping, knows when you’re awake, knows if you’ve been bad or good... Me: Omg, this song is about my phone.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: "It's very expensive." - Chipotle employee "Look, I got money to spend in here." - Julia Roberts Pretty Woman 2: Guacamole Costs Extra
@LoveNLunchmeat: Him: Why are you so obsessive? Why can't you just let things go? Me: *sighs and puts my 24 page essay on why toast is terrible back into my briefcase*