@omgthatspunny: A squirrel needs about two pounds of acorns a week to survive. That's nuts!
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@robwhisman: just saw the gorilla thing. what kind of thoughtless, negligent parent would raise their child in ohio
@nonosimprov: Culturally speaking... Having a McDonald's in a WalMart is like finding a cyst in a tumour.
@slackmistress: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk.