@WhatevaConc: A surprise Hunger Games competition for everyone who makes eye contact with me today in the office.
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@AndyAsAdjective: Dog shampoo was on sale & cheaper than my normal shampoo so it looks like I'm going to have a shiny, healthy coat for the next few weeks.
@TheCiscoKidder: My son is at that tender age where he believes me when I say that the dog ate the rest of the cookies out of the pantry.
@RichHarris2: Somebody called me a free spirit today and my heart leapt as I turned back to my paperwork.