@NicCageMatch: A surprise party on someone's birthday isn't surprising. A better time would be 3-4 months after their birthday, in the middle of the night.
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@JessObsess: Every time I cook risotto I feel like Gordon Ramsey is going to walk in and scream at me.
@ChristianPlante: Your perfume/cologne should reward someone for getting close, not punish them for being in the same building.