@NicCageMatch: A surprise party on someone's birthday isn't surprising. A better time would be 3-4 months after their birthday, in the middle of the night.
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@ericsshadow: NASA: you've been selected to spend a year on the space station ME: wow that's awesome NASA: you and your entire family! ME: oh ok no thanks
@JKNenagh: Mom: If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Me:If all parents used that same metaphor would you use it too? #slapped
@maddie11_Anders: Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'?
@UNTRESOR: I don't see what the big deal is with vaccinating your kids. My mom vaccinated me plenty and I turned out shapes.