@lecalabara: A tanning bed is a panini grill for people.
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@chimneyspotter: What do we want? FLEXIBLE WORK SCHEDULES THAT ACCOMMODATE FAMILY LIFE! When do we want it? [Unintelligible yelling of different dates]
@Burger_Time_: ppl always judge adam & eve for listening to the talking serpent but u never hear a single person say anything about dr doolittle
@AbbieEvansXO: [zombie apocalypse] Me: *fending off my group from trying to kill me* again guys, I’m not a zombie, this is just what I look like without make up
@leslid79: I wear my heart on my sleeve because if I wore it on my chest, it'd just get mustard stains on it.