@Paige__xxx: A taser but for people who say "it is what it is".
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@Rollmaninoz: *Rolls window down* Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: is it because I’m literally running down the street pretending to be a car?
@Gowitty: Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
@ThaJawn: Hipster: Check out my mini.. Me: *snatches and eats Hipster:.. Bonsai tree Me: *swallows* It's alright for a veggie Hipster: Me: anymore?