@danjan13: A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah's ark.
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@_GrahamPatrick: GUY #1: You free next week? GUY #2: Let me just check my dairy. GUY #1: You mean diary yeah? *cow walks by with "dentist 11.30" on it*
@markleggett: I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed.
@SteveSuckington: [talking to daughter's art major boyfriend] "You know who else had a pointy beard? Satan."