@imteddybless: a toddler pointed at me earlier and said “baby” and i nodded. it’s true. i am also a baby. real recognise real
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@mattZillaaaa: I've seen such a change in myself this past year. I've really grown a lot. I need bigger pants
@UncleDuke1969: MUGGER: Hand over your wallet. MY DAD: No, no, no. You’re holding the knife all wrong. Ugh, just give me that... and, pull up your damn pants.
@david8hughes: Son: what are electric eels? Me: eels but electric Son: are there other electric animals? Me, looking at the cat & the toaster: not yet