@TechnicallyRon: A vegan walks into a bar and doesn't say anything because the person who has never seen star wars is going on about never seeing star wars.
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@OnlyFastEddie: I get really freakin pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of questions. So no... the job interview didn't go very well.
@just1fool: If I'm going to be in your dreams tonight please let me know so I can stuff some socks down the front of my pants.
@Fred_Delicious: Wife - "I can't do this anymore. It's either me or ur dinosaur themed hip-hop group" Me - "well then I'm afraid I choose the VelociRapStars"
@amydillon: I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before their 8-hour coffee bath.