@TechnicallyRon: A vegan walks into a bar and doesn't say anything because the person who has never seen star wars is going on about never seeing star wars.
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@TheBlessMess: Dear Coworker, If I'm nodding my head & smiling at everything you've said, this means I'm fantasizing about getting banged by David Beckham.
@AGStr8upNinja: It's not the amount of followers young GRASSHOPPER. It's the quality of followers.
@aparnapkin: Sometimes my stomach will make a noise and my brain will be like ok I never signed off on that