@Molly_Kats: A Victoria's Secret commercial will always come on when you're elbow deep in a bag of Doritos.
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@zachreinert03: My mom moved me away from Texas as a kid, statistically decreasing the chance I ever get the death penalty and that's pretty cool
@jonathantony: Age 20: "You free for lunch?" "Yeah, meet you there now." Age 30: "You free for lunch?" "Yes, let's schedule it in for 3 weeks from now."
@RobDenBleyker: Is there an app that makes the flatline noise? Bet I could freak out some nurses.