@Carbosly: A walk of shame is always sad. Don't make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it.
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@Kendragarden: It's important to vary your diet. Like, yesterday I had popcorn & a margarita for dinner so tonight I'm having popcorn & wine for dinner.
@Sickayduh: "What's that?" - My new boss. He's very deciduous" "Decisive?" - Nope. I carved him from a potted tree. *squirrel peeks out of his mouth*
@robfee: No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent.