@Carbosly: A walk of shame is always sad. Don't make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it.
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@horselythighs: Elijah Wood and Toby Mcguire: whoever dies first gets played by the other in the biopic
@MartaEffing: Turns out you have to *tell* a guy you're going out, otherwise you just end up standing on his doorstep wondering why he's in his sweats.
@aveuaskew: If you hit a car that is blaring Christmas music before Thanksgiving, it will deploy tinsel instead of airbags.