@MafiaJoker78: A watch dog is like a regular dog,only it can show you the time.
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@JamieLinks: Have decided Twitter is like a good grandma. Makes dirty jokes, complains a lot, corrects your grammar, tells you who has died.
@JasonLastname: As the officer approached my car I took a big pull of helium from the balloon and started crying
@JUSTLisandra: The first person to ever call me a psycho was Lorraine from high school. Height 5'4, coffin size 84 by 28 by 23.