@MafiaJoker78: A watch dog is like a regular dog,only it can show you the time.
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@Boba_Photo: Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. Celebrate it by walking very slowly yet still managing to catch up to people.
@NoTheOtherJohn: Furniture salesperson: Do you see anything you like? Waldo: Actually yes this red and white couch is quite nice.
@Dutch_50: Headline: "Russian Jet Shot Down by Turkey" My 1st thought was, "Holy shit the bird has gone Rambo." I must have Thanksgiving on my mind.