@envydatropic: A watched pot never boils but a pot left unattended burns. So you see my dilemma.
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@HenpeckedHal: Twenty years ago today I walked across the stage and proudly accepted a diploma from Harvard University, a day I'll never forget. I was promptly tackled by security and charged with trespassing, but man, what a moment.