@_SingleBabyMama: A watched pot never boils. The same is also true if you forget to turn the burner on apparently.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@heymonroe: Remember in 90's movies when the hot girl would enter a party in slow motion? That's what happens when I walk in a buffet.
@Darlainky: [caught getting last piece of pie out of fridge] And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling open door beep!