@ssholeEric: A weeping willow tree is just like a regular willow tree only married
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@Ideal_Victoria: *puts up baby gates all around the outside of my house* There. That should keep 'em out.
@BuckyIsotope: Octopus - 8 arms "Yes" Octagon - 8 sides "Yes" Octuplets - 8 babies "Yes" October - 8th month "No" I'm burning this world down
@eyeswidebutt: [dinner table] gfs dad: so what do you do for a living me: human trafficking *he chokes* gf: he's a crossing guard dad