@ssholeEric: A weeping willow tree is just like a regular willow tree only married
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@suntzufuntzu: The software tracking your browsing has fallen in love with you; it doesn't mind if you don't click the ads, it just hopes they please you.
@weismanjake: Strange that the people who make duck face in photos are the same ones who always refuse to eat bread
@noog: If you listen to a Miley Cyrus song backwards you can hear Satan refusing to have sex with her.
@LackOfShame: I'm "had to actually call a girl on the home phone to ask her out while hoping my mom didn't pick up and start dialing" years old.