@bigmacher: A wireless bra? They weren't tricky enough, now I need a password?
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@chuuew: ME: [standing in the rain] STRANGER: [taps me on the shoulder] Here's an umbrella ME: Yes. I've seen one before.
@brandonIee: If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you
@GingerGander: Man texted: "I want you to be my little angle." I answered: "Do you want me to be obtuse, right, or acute?" Two days have passed, no reply.