@bigmacher: A wireless bra? They weren't tricky enough, now I need a password?
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@MadcapsTPS: Yes I brought my own shot glasses and started a party at my table, but is that really a reason to throw someone out? Worst library ever.
@julietactually: Saw this lady taking pics of stuff and I was like your camera is facing the wrong way, psycho
@QwertyJones3: If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible.
@Exclusive001: Truthful Tuesday: Sometimes I just say "Hello" back because there are too many witnesses around to stab you repeatedly in the face.