@ClearlyUnwell: A wise man once said nothing.
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@GrantTanaka: [son sees me sleeping outside] son: did you call mom the n word again me: but she IS a nagger
@iamspacegirl: [Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is... Grease. Me: Grease is the word? Judge: Yes. Grease is the word that you heard.
@hipchkk: I encourage my kids to explore art. I insist they know Picasso's Blue Period had nothing to do with the menstrual cycle of a Smurf.
@Arrogant_Twat: My stomach just made a really weird noise. I’m sending a pizza down to check it out.