@dlsims01: A woman always gets the last word in an argument, because anything a man says after that is the first words in a new argument.
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@KidBeatnix: If you want to play frisbee Buy a frozen pizza instead of a frisbee And when you get hungry from playing frisbee Eat your frisbee
@fatherofcomedy: People think i am so incapable of doing anything on my own that even if i commit suicide they would say it was murder.
@AndyAsAdjective: [morning] her: did you dream about me? me: that depends…are you a member of the Backstreet Boys? her: umm no me: then no