@dlsims01: A woman always gets the last word in an argument, because anything a man says after that is the first words in a new argument.
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@kwirkyKerri: Nice cargo shorts. You may want to dial back that awesome a little. Not really sure how much I can take.
@SteveKoehler22: [Mad scientist lamenting] "All that work, trying to create a perfect palindrome ..wasted! DAMMIT I'M MAD !" (Pauses) "Hey...wait
@AGreaterMonster: I'm going to swallow a jack-in-the-box so that when they do an autopsy—BOING, surprise!
@ArenaFlowers: If video games actually influenced behaviour you'd see a lot more people accidentally jumping in the air when they try to open doors.