@_xLNc: A woman drives into a bar.
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@RtrJan: I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who took time out of her or his busy schedule to tell me, "omg you look like hell."
@seanmoriartyMV: My boss: "Sean, what do you know about Twitter?" Me: "nothing. Why? What have you heard?"
@michaelianblack: Internet, just because I bought shoes from you once doesn't mean I'm going to do it again. You're coming across as desperate.
@wolfpupy: ever since i put all my eggs in one basket i have received unsolicited egg advice, you dont know my life, you dont know what im all about