@SufficientCharm: A woman isn't really heartbroken unless she does something drastic to her hair.
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@HomeProbably: The human liver can withstand up to 97% damage and make a full recovery. Yet not one doctor will accept this as an argument for alcoholism.
@lilgapeach30: The black smoke coming from my toaster indicates a new pop tart has been selected!