@SufficientCharm: A woman isn't really heartbroken unless she does something drastic to her hair.
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@NicCageMatch: Contents of my wallet just spilled all over the cashier's counter, so embarrassing, spiders everywhere.
@ONHERPERlOD: Why are middle school girls skipping the awkward stage & going straight to pretty? No no, you get braces &wear blue eyeshadow. Do your time.
@envydatropic: I just want to be rich enough to donate enough money to have a wing at the mental hospital named after me