@KentWGraham: A woman saying "I'm not mad at you" is like a dentist saying "You won’t feel a thing."
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@RainbowJohnJ: A man once asked me what autodefenestration meant. Avoiding the question, I jumped out a window.
@WigCannon: Do you know why I pulled you over? "Yes, because I was driving a motorized toilet." I meant this time "Oh. No." Please step out of the oven.
@zachheltzel: Twilight is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its millions of fans insist you just don't understand.
@seamussaid: when my daughter is mad she points at me and delivers what I can only assume is a gypsy curse