@KentWGraham: A woman saying "I'm not mad at you" is like a dentist saying "You won’t feel a thing."
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@sliver_of: I hate it when after installing a new app, it automatically puts it on the home screen. Like no. You have to earn that place. Now sit back down.
@markydoodoo: [spelling bee] Teacher: your word is forwards Me: hey wait everyone else only had to spell one