@RobinMcCauley: A woman started choking in the line at Starbucks- it was so scary but thankfully someone opened another register.
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@Carbosly: It's a plant shaped like an egg. EGGPLANT! It's a place where we make fire. FIREPLACE! Diving in the sky. SKYDIVING! Humans are creative.
@TheJK_Story: [First day as hitman] ME: Don't worry boss, I'll deal with him accordionly. BOSS: Wait, you mean accordingly? ME: *hides accordion* yes.
@3sunzzz: Guy: [strolling along] Well, at least I have my heal- *piano falls on his head* Me: [leaning out my apartment window] Oh no! My piano!