@lecalabara: A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
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@TheCiscoKidder: My wife acts like she wants to have sex, but then we don't. I googled it, it's called cuddling.
@SaddestTiger: sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about.
@iamspacegirl: [Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is... Grease. Me: Grease is the word? Judge: Yes. Grease is the word that you heard.