@smutmidget: AA meeting
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@rocknthepurple: My right eye is twitching like it's at some kind of techno dance party that the rest of me wasn't invited to.
@3sunzzz: When you ask your waiter for an extra pickle, don't wink. It can easily be misinterpreted.
@FuckabillyRex: I just saw an old guy pick a rubber glove out of a garbage can and put it on, and I think he might be missing the point of rubber gloves.