@daplusk: "AAAAHH EARTHQUAKE!
Oh good, now it is snowing"
- If I lived in a snow globe.
@shutupmikeginn: friend: Are you eating a whole frozen pizza by yourself?
me: It was on sale for $4
friend: I wasnt asking because I thought it was expensive
@GrowlyGrego: What idiot called it endangered ocean population instead of deficiency?
@internetluke: [leaving HS reunion w/ date]
Aren't you going to ask why everybody was calling me 'smelly boy' tonight?
"Seemed pretty clear I thought"
@meaganbb1: I like when I wear my glasses because then I have four-eyes I can roll at your ridiculousness!
@ColoChiver: Think of a number between 0 and 20 Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?