@daplusk: "AAAAHH EARTHQUAKE!
Oh good, now it is snowing"
- If I lived in a snow globe.
@AIanHangover: True love doesn't care about the look or size of your wallet, it's all about what is inside ..... the wallet.
@DeanB15: Lindsay Lohan said she's voting for Mitt b/c "employment is really important right now"
Like it's Obama's fault no one wants to hire her.
@PhilJamesson: "My computer just crashed" is going to be a much more serious statement when self-driving cars are the norm
@BlackCatBettie: If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy.
@bridger_w: When a cop asks if you know why they pulled you over, smile, take their hand in yours and say, "Sounds like somebody needed a friend"