@daplusk: "AAAAHH EARTHQUAKE!
Oh good, now it is snowing"
- If I lived in a snow globe.
@sirivan: There’s no problem you can’t solve with a great night of dancing.
Except for a broken foot.
Then you should see a doctor.
@Nofstnme: Unfortunately..... Nobody wants to have sex with your inner beauty.
@peteholmes: "dance like no one is watching, walk like someone is behind you trying to get around you." - ancient nyc proverb
@bromanconsul: LA girls say they want to go on "adventures" but when I pitch the idea of overthrowing the yakuza they clarify that they meant, like, hiking
@DanMentos: A family of crows flying into a windmill is a murder suicide