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@Gupton68: [abducted aboard a UFO]

Alien: Take us to your leader

Me: *shaking* Then what will you do?

A: We’ll return you, unharmed

M: Not... not even a probe?

A: There’s nothing new to learn from probing humans

M: *pouting* Even if I say please?

[abducted aboard a UFO] 

Alien: Take us to your leader

Me: *shaking* Then what will you do?

A: We’ll return you, unharmed

M: Not… not even a probe?

A: There’s nothing new to learn from probing humans

M: *pouting* Even if I say please?

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