@mollymcnearney: About four minutes into any run I decide to work on my personality instead.
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@Try2StopME: *washing car* Neighbor: "You washing your car?" Me: "No. I'm watering it to see if it grows into a bus."
@bggas400: You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows.
@lloydrang: By age 30, most men have found that one special hairstyle they want to spend the rest of their life with.