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@TheHyyyype: [about to go in for emergency surgery]

ME: *slips surgeon a $20* what if you were to give me wings like a giant bird?

[about to go in for emergency surgery]

ME: *slips surgeon a $20* what if you were to give me wings like a giant bird?

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