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@phaggots: *about to rob a bank*

"Okay, lets do this. Everybody, grab a gun"

i dont need one

"why not"

i already have two

*kisses biceps*

*about to rob a bank*

“Okay, lets do this. Everybody, grab a gun”

i dont need one

“why not”

i already have two

*kisses biceps*

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