@badbanana: Abraham Lincoln is trending. Congrats to his social media team.
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@partlyfunny: Drugs and alcohol aren't the answer. Unless the question is why did you shit on the sidewalk last night?
@MommaWordsIt: My milk of magnesia brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, you sounded younger on the phone.
@musculardog: People change. Except for that homeless guy down the street. Pretty sure he's had the same clothes on since the 90's.