@AmishPornStar1: Abs are for people who can't afford good food.
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@DannyZuker: If a mass murderer on death row ordered a Klondike Bar for his last meal I bet it would explain a lot.
@1NTERCEPTOR_: When they were saying "we will find a good home for him" I thought they were talking about the dog,I didn't know they were talking about me!
@bathflyer: A ponytail so tight I look 5 years younger and everyone thinks I've been smiling all day.