@AmishPornStar1: Abs are for people who can't afford good food.
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@Cryptoterra: it says here you got fired from Olive Garden because you kept saying "pasta la vista, baby" to people. why would you put that on a resume
@KyleMcDowell86: Why do u wanna work at Burger King? *imagines killing the Burger King & taking my rightful place as king* "I haven't taken my meds in weeks"
@michaelianblack: How come my wife can't hold her bladder for more than three hours but she can hold a grudge for fourteen years?