@AmishPornStar1: Abs are for people who can't afford good food.
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@o__0Dev: I've finally figured out why I can’t lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in shower that runs down my body says, “4 extra volume & body
@LMFOFL: If you REALLY need to get laid tonight, put on your oldest or most ridiculous underwear. It works every single time.
@Stellacopter: If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.
@AngelaEhh: It'd be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people.