@mdob11: Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don't come to work :(
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@tylerschmall: Hi, fire department? My cat is in a tree. Television has taught me that this is your problem.
@causticbob: I walked a girl home last night, and things got a little awkward at one point. She turned around and found out I was walking her home.