@mdob11: Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don't come to work :(
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@TheTweetOfGod: "Why do bad things happen to good people?" To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
@Maxine12339: Every time the grocery baggers ask if I want help to my car, I feel like telling them yes and climbing in the cart.
@offbeatoliv: I like how Angelina waited to divorce Brad Pitt until Jen got married. Well played Maleficent...well played...