@lizetagge: Absence makes the heart want to fondle other people
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@BiIIMurray: I think abs are for guys that don’t have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.
@WilliamRodgers: How to become a Saint 1: Become Catholic 2: Live an exemplary and pious life 3: Perform at least two miracles Or...Just Be Kanye's baby
@NurseMurderer: Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario &how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. I used ice cream.