@lizetagge: Absence makes the heart want to fondle other people
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@_ethelbeavers: If you're pissed off about a non-white Santa Claus then I've got some very bad news for you about Jesus.
@nowme_datta: How do people get their drivers to murder someone? Mine sulks if I ask him to fetch groceries.
@ScorpionDong: What do we want? -SHITTY MUSIC COMPILATIONS! When do we want them? -NOW! THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC