@hippieswordfish: absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh
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@LittleHarmonica: I hate it when people think I'm staring when really I'm trying to kill them with my mind.
@NeighborGrumpy: 3 - DAD! HEY DAD! Me: Don't yell from the door son! Walk here and talk to me 3 - *walks over* 3 - I stepped in dog poop, what should I do?
@hamspamtymaam: If pulled over, immediately ask the officer if they've been drinking in order to establish dominance.