@myonlymizztake: AC changed bail to basil, and now I'm sitting in jail with some lovely herbs.
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@StarWarsProblms: Kylo Ren: *high pitched voice* I love you Kylo Ren. You're the best dark Jedi ever General Hux: *walks in* Stop playing with Vader's helmet
@NaaN_Conformist: Back in my day, we didn't have iPads. If we wanted to act elitist, we stuck the collars of our Polos straight up.
@upsidedowntrash: Link: [plays 'Song of Time'] Zelda: No no that's all wrong! There's no E in that melody. Link: [plays 'Song of Tim']
@SteveSuckington: What she said: wanna share some nachos? What I heard: wanna race to see who can eat the most nachos?