@myonlymizztake: AC changed bail to basil, and now I'm sitting in jail with some lovely herbs.
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@ShawnIzadi: That moment you could pass as an Olympic speed walker because you are racing to the bathroom.
@QwertyJones3: The older I get, the more my feet hurt. I guess it's true... time wounds all heels.
@StarksWeek: "Bluetooth or crazy" - is a guessing game I play when I see someone talking to themselves on the street. I usually guess wrong.
@david8hughes: [drops son off for 1st day at daycare] "Ok, Mr Hughes, see you at 3 o'clock." "Not a chance. He's your problem now."