@HannahFlores01: Accepting water from a salesperson is a sign of weakness. *faints from dehydration*
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@WheelTod: I was so touched last week when a shopkeeper handed my 3yo a donut without checking with me, that today I gave his teen a bag of heroin.
@GuyConfused: Love my pillow so much because it doesn't leave my house in the morning after spending the night with me.
@The_MartiniGirl: The sampler tester at the liquor store told me to stop coming back every hour in a disguise.