@McNevich: Accidentally ate a ball of wasabi the size of a marble and now I can smell math
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@robfee: How to make the World Cup more exciting: Refs are on stilts The ball screams when kicked Kissing is legal 1 player gets to use a car Snakes
@TheRolo: Nurse: Where does it hurt? Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
@kevinseccia: When did they decide that every razor had to look like a piece that fell off a Transformer?
@NurseMurderer: I see your Full House and I raise you 3 episodes of Home Improvement. -Me, not knowing how to play poker, but loving 90's TV