@McNevich: Accidentally ate a ball of wasabi the size of a marble and now I can smell math
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@alfageeek: What's the new etiquette rule: am I supposed to wait until everyone is done photographing their meals before I start eating mine?
@david8hughes: Me: kids, your mother & I are in a gang now. There's room for 2 more members Son: but there's 3 of us Me [petting both our dogs]: 3 what?
@mattgallo123: Oh dear... I should get out of the way, he's probably trying to catch a bad guy. -me getting pulled over
@PantsDonkey: Everyone please stop saying that today's date only happens once. EVERY date only happens once, that's how time works.