@leechee420: Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers.
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@ValeeGrrl: My son has a play-date today & the mom said to dress him in holiday colors so he's in all black & I'm telling her we worship the dark lord.
@iGreenMonk: There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once 2)Liars
@SteelFontana: I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well.