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@jake_likes_naps: [accidentally calls teacher "mom"]

MY BRAIN: shit, play it cool. say something.

ME: what's for dinner tonight

BRAIN: what

[accidentally calls teacher “mom”]

MY BRAIN: shit, play it cool. say something.

ME: what’s for dinner tonight

BRAIN: what

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