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@MikeCanRant: *accidentally deletes a tweet*
@OkieGirl405: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Meet me in bed
To learn something new
Pfff....poetry is easy
@AndyAsAdjective: Judging by this sunburn, I'd say the sunscreen I lathered on earlier was SPF goddamn liar.
@livingnBoston: I updated my drivers on my laptop and now I have all kinds of pop ups...thanks Microsoft!
@LookAwayMomDad: I paid $200,000 for an English degree and my coworker just asked me to proofread her Facebook status.
@Cheeseboy22: Mowed the lawn yesterday with my shirt off and this morning there were 50 shirts left on my porch with a sign that said, "Please wear."