@AndyAsAdjective: *accidentally grabs a fork from the silverware drawer instead of a spoon but I'm too lazy to go back so it takes me 47 min. to eat my soup*
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@robfee: Dang girl are you the American health care system because if I don't give you all my money you'd have no problem watching me die.
@brothasoul: Mitt Romney: "I believe marriage should be between a man and a woman, and a woman, and a woman..."
@InsouciantMan: This joke format is stupid. Nobody can wink forever. *winks for an extended but realistic period of time