@Sassafrantz: Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt.
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@Token_Geezer: Fun Prank: Use Bluetooth to play 30 second blasts of Napalm Death on your neighbours stereo. They’ll think they have a poltergeist and move
@TitaniumToplass: use words like 'perpendicular' when you language at people so they think you is good with vocabularying
@_2Birds1Stoned_: If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily.
@TeaBeaPea: Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?